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the beast with one back

To relieve oneself of carnal desire while experiencing personnel shortages..
To knock one out.
To unwind the clockweights.
The unloading of crew from the submarine.
To furiously masturbate.
"What a darned inopportune time to ring me,I was getting seriously aroused at the sight of J-Lo in this flashdance knockoff music video,and was about to make the beast with one back.....Now fuck off while i av a wank.
by Rich.C June 22, 2006
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When the person you love will never love you back.

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'when the person you love will never love you back.' 'oh, i haven't slept for weeks thinking if only they did love me back..oh well,i can dream.'
by myalmostlover December 28, 2011
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what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious
by blueskypanda June 6, 2020
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to get the spadge monkey of your back

to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension
Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.
by CG May 12, 2004
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It's when you lube the fuck out of your penis and have your girl lay down, you then put your dick in her, lay one top of her spread your arms and legs, then start spinning like a helicopter, risk includes loss of peepee
Holy shit your peepee is gone because of the attack helicopter with a back kick 36 tailspin
by Peepeegodman March 25, 2019
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Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.
The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016
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To put the team on your back

Agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious whore.
Josh: "Dude will you come on this double date with me? I need you to put the team on your back."
Ben: "Again?"
Josh: "Yep... your dog-face date has a ravenous pussy known to growl in public. But I need you man."
Ben: "Alright..."
by Bear Bandit November 21, 2011
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