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tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.
"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."
by fupa troopah October 19, 2019
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Bag Chicken

Chicken, often of the tender or nugget variety, in a plastic bag for enjoyment on the go. Or to prevent the grease from getting on your clothes.
Brad> Ugh, I'm starving. I wish I had a convenient snack composed primarily of the white meat of some domestic foul.
Steve> Don't worry, I brought some bag chicken.
Brad> Well Skipidy-mother-fucking do! :D
by Liquidinfirmity February 25, 2011
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Bagging Area

Any orifice into which you can insert things: vegetables, toys, drink bottles, etc.
by Zymgurgist January 5, 2012
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motor bagging

A cross between motorboating and tea bagging. When two guys stand close together with legs spread, and a third person gets under them and motorboats their ball sacks.
Wow, that was a crazy party last night! I think I even ended up motor bagging two guys in the basement!
by Ottawaman July 28, 2013
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Spall Bag

Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.
*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a
by Big Black Jack 77 June 9, 2023
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Shet-Bag

A Valley-girl expression; a form of Dumb-Shit.

Someone who is completely and utterly oblivious to their stupidity and have to be called a Dumbshet in order to realize the fact.
"Let's go to CHANNEL to see if the new silver beaded clutches are in stock!"
"It's pronounced SHA-NELL, you shet-bag.. Duh?"
by Jakeypook June 8, 2009
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bag test

A fraternity hazing method in which a pledge's hands are rerstrained and a plasitc bag is placed over his head and sealed with a rubber band on his neck.
That skinny pledge was struggling so hard during his bag test I thought he was going to break an arm.
by Tic1991 December 1, 2011
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