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Thanks for Shitting

Similar to its fathering phrase "thanks for nothing", this is the ultimate way to get sympathy or what you want from someone who isn't giving it.

Can also be used to display your disgust in someones negative attitude towards your dreams or achievements. A shortened version of "Thanks for shitting on my hopes and dreams."
"You're not getting an Xbox 360 this second!"
"Gee, mom. Thanks for shitting ;_;"
"Oh, ok, lets go!"

"Guys I learned Holiday by Green Day on the bass!"
"Haha, Greenday sucks!"
"Yeah, but the song has a killer bass line!"
"No, its stupid and even a noob whos been playing bass as long as 3 weeks could play that."
"Gee guys, Thanks for Shitting ;_;"
by eimaJamie January 30, 2009
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Thanksgiving Surprise

the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.

Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy

Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.

Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving
Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"

Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*
by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 10, 2011
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Suck Thang

To suck cock, dick, or penis.

What girls do to guys.
by JC April 9, 2005
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thanksforasking

A sarcastic word to be used when someone forgets to ask how you are.
Girlfriend: OHAI! How are you?

Boyfriend: Hey, I'm real good!

Girlfriend: So am I, thanksforasking.
by I'm a little skinny lover... November 16, 2010
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wow thanks i'm cured

A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".
Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!

Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
by Tesseramous February 14, 2020
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let's do that thang we do

A phrase used when in the heat of the moment. Similar to "Let's do the damn thang", "Let's get down" or "Let's do this shit." Most commonly used when pre-partying, raging or playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox Live.
"Ay yo! Let's do that thang we do"
by Tony Baxter February 24, 2010
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Lil Thang

Means sucking your boyfriend or close friend's dick or Having Sex with them
Boy:You think you can do your lil thang to me
by fufumagic August 5, 2019
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