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Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.
Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!
by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025
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Columbus Handshake

A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.
Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.
by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021
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Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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Cypriot Handshake

A method of greeting people in which you kiss the tip of their toes and then their forehead.
I saw Denise give John a Cypriot handshake when they met on Saturday she kissed his big toe and then his forehead.
by Softy101 September 12, 2021
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Bitchy Handshake

A failed attempt at a handshake in wich you only use your fingers to shake someones hand. It is the most bitch ass handshake you could do.
Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl: *Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What was that handshake?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
by You should read this October 11, 2023
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The Cowra handshake

Whilst collecting horse semen...
You scoop a generous amount of cum up, and shake hands with your unexpecting victim, while shouting "Yeeee Hawww"
Person 1: "yo bro, I gave my mum the Cowra handshake yesterday"

Person 2: " whoa dude that's so standard of you"

Person 1: "Yeeeee Hawww"
by Iheartpseudo September 12, 2024
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This is a sex position where there are 2 partners holding their hands up performing a high-five, whilst a 3rd contestant performs anal, vaginal, or oral sex (or both at once)
“What else can you call the Eiffel Tower sex position?”

“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”
by Glorbax June 13, 2022
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