(Verb)
Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette
Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette
by Alex Smurf January 30, 2010
When a midget is blue and might possibly be named Simon (Simaug). A smurf is always inting everybodys league of legends game.
by NiceNiceNice69 December 30, 2023
weird ass dude whos invisible and no one would even notice if they died the next day .;PLUS his jawline is non existent . and has so many pimples if y0u went to kiss him you would eat some of his pus. Also he lo0oks like shaggy from scooby doo with his non existent ass beard. ABSOLOUTELY HIDEOUS. But I must admit he has a nice ass but it kinda looks like he is wearing pampers
by preena patel December 01, 2021
smurf- smurf means what ever you want it to. most of the time its said to bleep out a bad word like in the example
by Robby Cnawsome August 18, 2007
-Random players not associated with your squad in a video game. Easily recognizable with a blue name tag above their head vs green for your squads.
- Tom: " Man who the fuck is shooting at me?!?!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"
by GIJOE October 26, 2012