Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

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Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004

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When you start to wonder if your partner is actually a manipulative bitch and you just never noticed before now.

Can also be applied to yourself (i.e. "am I actually a secret Bitch and I never noticed?")

"Mark said it was fine but then later he was really stroppy. I'm beginning to wonder if I've married a Secret Bitch."

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secret NASA

Secret NASA,a space program.

Secret NASA made a big discovery today.

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loaded secret

When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.

(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)

JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.

EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.

by bucky242 January 7, 2012

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