pissed-offedness

A ratio of being pissed off and being offended at any given time: A measurement of the anger you feel toward people, things, or events at a specific moment.

1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."

2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."

3. "That goat fuck niggerriggery is not helping my pissed-offedness."

by SchizoFranticClown December 19, 2008

piss quiz

A drug test taken through examination of urine.

I had to take the piss quiz before i started working there

by Matt Sears February 27, 2008

Boner Piss

When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning

I didn't want boner piss in my urine sample, so I had to wait until my hard-on went away.

by djscat March 13, 2013

piss cube

Urinal Cake. Makes piss smell nice.

take that out of your mouth child.. thats not a real cake.. its a piss cube

by DrTim June 9, 2009

AH PISS

Phrase used to describe extreme disappointment or anger.

You: Dude, you just died
Me: AH PISS

by Rambo is your dad May 29, 2008

pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

Piss Backwards

To retract what you have previously said. Used by the Police (unofficially) to describe the actions of a victim - usually of domestic assault, who initially complains resultig on the offender being arrested, but then changes their mind and welcomes their tormentor back with open arms.

"Get her statement now, before she has chance to piss backwards"

by Tex982 October 21, 2006