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Group Chat Theory

Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:

1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good

2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it

3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.

4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:

- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.

5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”

“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 5, 2024
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ACTUALLY Nation's Girl Group

The first and only acceptable nation's girl group is and forever will be the one and only SNSD/Girls' Generation.

There are numerous reasons why they are The Nation's Girl Group:

1.) They invented photocards. Without them your groups sales wouldn't be as much as they have now.

2.) Im Yoon-ah. Yoona, a member of Girls' Generation, invented KBS/was based off of her.

3.) There is no dozen in Girls' Generation. Try naming one.

4.) They achieved the loudest fanchant in the whole industry and no group has ever topped it ever since. (2013 KBS Dream Concert)

5.) They have the best vocals ever. Name one bad vocalist in Girls' Generation.

6.) They paved the way. People saying that BTS paved the way is WRONG. BTS paved the way for popularity, SNSD paved the way for actual talent.

7.) Yuri. Yuri was the first ever k-pop idol to ever have a fancam.

8.) SNSD was the first girl group to win a daesang.

9.) In 2014, SNSD became the first foreign artists to sell out Tokyo Dome with 50k attendees. (credits to: cherryblossomtv on tiktok for the information.)

10.) SNSD were in the "Guinness World Records 2018". They were on the
"Most Awards Won" list for a record breaking 13 awards at MMA, which
were more than any artist at the event. (Credits to: cherryblossomtv on tiktok for the information.)

There are so much more they'ved done but his is plenty of proof of what they did to earn their title.

BONUS: They made k-pop become mainstream in the west.

GIRLS' GENERATION PAVED THE WAY!!
by soshinologyst November 22, 2024
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ACTUALLY Nation's Girl Group

The first and only acceptable nation's girl group is and forever will be the one and only SNSD/Girls' Generation.

There are numerous reasons why they are The Nation's Girl Group:

1.) They invented photocards. Without them your groups sales wouldn't be as much as they have now.

2.) Im Yoon-ah. Yoona, a member of Girls' Generation, invented KBS/was based off of her.

3.) There is no dozen in Girls' Generation. Try naming one.

4.) They achieved the loudest fanchant in the whole industry and no group has ever topped it ever since. (2013 KBS Dream Concert)

5.) They have the best vocals ever. Name one bad vocalist in Girls' Generation.

6.) They paved the way. People saying that BTS paved the way is WRONG. BTS paved the way for popularity, SNSD paved the way for actual talent.

7.) Yuri. Yuri was the first ever k-pop idol to ever have a fancam.

8.) SNSD was the first girl group to win a daesang.

9.) In 2014, SNSD became the first foreign artists to sell out Tokyo Dome with 50k attendees. (credits to: cherryblossomtv on tiktok for the information.)

10.) SNSD were in the "Guinness World Records 2018". They were on the
"Most Awards Won" list for a record breaking 13 awards at MMA, which
were more than any artist at the event. (Credits to: cherryblossomtv on tiktok for the information.)

There are so much more they'ved done but his is plenty of proof of what they did to earn their title.

BONUS: They made k-pop become mainstream in the west.

GIRLS' GENERATION PAVED THE WAY!!
by soshinologyst November 22, 2024
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ACTUALLY Nation's Girl Group

The first and only acceptable nation's girl group is and forever will be the one and only SNSD/Girls' Generation.

There are numerous reasons why they are The Nation's Girl Group:

1.) They invented photocards. Without them your groups sales wouldn't be as much as they have now.

2.) Im Yoon-ah. Yoona, a member of Girls' Generation, invented KBS/was based off of her.

3.) There is no dozen in Girls' Generation. Try naming one.

4.) They achieved the loudest fanchant in the whole industry and no group has ever topped it ever since. (2013 KBS Dream Concert)

5.) They have the best vocals ever. Name one bad vocalist in Girls' Generation.

6.) They paved the way. People saying that BTS paved the way is WRONG. BTS paved the way for popularity, SNSD paved the way for actual talent.

7.) Yuri. Yuri was the first ever k-pop idol to ever have a fancam.

8.) SNSD was the first girl group to win a daesang.

9.) In 2014, SNSD became the first foreign artists to sell out Tokyo Dome with 50k attendees. (credits to: cherryblossomtv on tiktok for the information.)

10.) SNSD were in the "Guinness World Records 2018". They were on the
"Most Awards Won" list for a record breaking 13 awards at MMA, which
were more than any artist at the event. (Credits to: cherryblossomtv on tiktok for the information.)

There are so much more they'ved done but his is plenty of proof of what they did to earn their title.

BONUS: They made k-pop become mainstream in the west.

GIRLS' GENERATION PAVED THE WAY!!
by soshinologyst November 22, 2024
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group ethikas

shitty booty ass drawls/ nutty drawls passed around in a group
yo give me the group ethikas nigga fore i swiss cheese you fuck nigga
by smegmaforeskincheese November 26, 2024
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The group

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Group Victim

The individual in the group that gets picked on the most or exclusively. Usually because this individual has a habit of doing things incorrectly or because they're unable to maintain commitments. This individual is usually ok with being picked on so they can remain in the group.
Person 1: "Why are you all picking on Danny?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, it's cool. He's our Group Victim"
by Sir. Yamms December 18, 2024
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