father beans

dads testicles

Half of a baby comes from father beans

by Howboycat December 6, 2021

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

Father fundy

Father fundy is used in a dsmp roleplay server to define the ownership of Father fundys children

Oh yeah father fundy adopted me

by Simping for my bestie May 28, 2022

say fathers

In black culture, dissimilar to "say mothers", suggesting that one's father has abandoned them.

Person 1: You're a nigger
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.

by LeNegre May 14, 2017