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Quantum English

A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019
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English G-spot

When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.
C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?

R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.
by VikingOfBG October 8, 2018
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English or spanish

A meme that came from a Tiktok video.
The reason they ask english or spanish is to catch their attention, making them say what language they speak in.
Then, they catch them offguard.
Tyrone: Hey, Jose!
Jose: Yes?
Tyrone: Do you speak English or Spanish? I forgot.
Jose: Spanish.
Tyrone: El que se mueva, es gay.
Jose: ...
by Mr Morale September 16, 2024
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English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.
Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.
by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021
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English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.
"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024
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English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.
"I gave mother some English marks last night"
by ingleesh September 16, 2020
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