Get the Massimo Englishmug. A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019
Get the Quantum Englishmug. C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?
R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?
R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.
by VikingOfBG October 8, 2018
Get the English G-spotmug. A meme that came from a Tiktok video.
The reason they ask english or spanish is to catch their attention, making them say what language they speak in.
Then, they catch them offguard.
The reason they ask english or spanish is to catch their attention, making them say what language they speak in.
Then, they catch them offguard.
Tyrone: Hey, Jose!
Jose: Yes?
Tyrone: Do you speak English or Spanish? I forgot.
Jose: Spanish.
Tyrone: El que se mueva, es gay.
Jose: ...
Jose: Yes?
Tyrone: Do you speak English or Spanish? I forgot.
Jose: Spanish.
Tyrone: El que se mueva, es gay.
Jose: ...
by Mr Morale September 16, 2024
Get the English or spanishmug. Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.
by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021
Get the English Dentistmug. English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.
"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024
Get the English Salmonellamug. by ingleesh September 16, 2020
Get the English marksmug.