toaster

A reference to a somewhat "inside" joke used in the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgendered) community to the 'joke' (that is never actually spelled out when used, lest you ruin the joke and look sorta stupid), that, for every straight person that a LGBT person "recruits" into the gay ranks, the recruiting LGBT person gets a toaster as an incentive, like some banks did (long ago) to get new accounts. This reference to banking incentives shows how long this "joke" has been around. The "joke" is at the expense of the right wingers who have for years tried to characterize gay people as "those horrible deviants who are making our children (or adults) gay!!!!". Like, "Okay, YOU GOT US! We ARE recruiting! AND, we are even so organized and wily in our scheme, we have incentives and prizes for recruiting your precious, previously heaven-bound little Johnny into our shameless, hell-bound ranks."

(One lesbian to another, while discussing another person of interest): "Well, she's 'straight', but if you can get her, you know you'll get a toaster!"

Or, (One gay man to another, tounge-in-cheek): "I hope I can get that (heterosexual) man to love me! I can always use another toaster!"

by TomPnCA. April 10, 2006

Toaster Club

n. 1. Describes a group of ladies that "prefer" each other over the opposing sex.
2. Girls only club, that only certain types of boys can be members of too.

Established 2006, Little Rock, AR

"Why don't you quit playing with stupid boys and come on over to the Toaster Club!'

That's one, hott, piece of toast.

Yay, Toast!

by QueenToast-Lush-PeaceOfToast October 8, 2009

Toast her Buns

Toasting her buns is when you are having anal sex and you smack the girls ass until it is blood red, hence the "toasting"

Guy 1: Did you Toast her Buns last night?

Guy 2: Totally!!

Guy 1: Nice! How toasted were they?

Guy 2: EXTRA CRISPY!

by BIG TEEZY12345678910 January 20, 2011

balls on toast

Used whence referencing the act of doing nothing, nothingness or lack of something. Secondary general term for time wastage. Usually revolving around gaming environment(see internet cafe)*.

What are we doing tonight?

I dont know, balls on toast?

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I could be out reaming Josh's mum, but were playing with our balls, on toast.

by Orrie June 7, 2007

Vaseline on toast

Vaseline on some toast. Are you fucking retarded what did you expect

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by Vaseline on toast April 21, 2019

toasterbread

Something that has been left in the toaster, such as a bagel, poptart, or (especially) toast. It was cooked, likely for the intent of eating, but was neglected for days for whatever reason. This is usually performed by siblings who have plenty of time to eat it, or parents, who keep their coffee in the microwave for days without drinking it. This could technically be considered toasterbread too.

Hey, who's toast is this? It's getting cold, dont you want it? (one week later) Nobody ate the toast... now it's toasterbread. -_-

by Toast... July 24, 2008

Toast xx

A sniper who says Mhmmmm after every nice shot.

*Noscope*
MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Toasty.
OMG TOAST XX YOURE SO COOL!!!

by CASTORO FB April 5, 2011