A symptom exclusive to males in a workplace charged with high levels of testosterone. Essentially whatever few women present in the workplace become objects of fancy regardless of personality, beauty or behaviour.
In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.
This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.
This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
Male Banker #1: I quite fancy Jenna, you know. Think she was checking me out from across the desk.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
by larsonnist November 11, 2012
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You earned your bachelor's degree and are currently finishing a master's program, yet the music group you are apart of says you don't spend enough time in the studio. They suffer from sucka-nigga-syndrome!
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The curious phenomena by which men traveling in the back of large jostling vehicles (busses, vans, ect) tend to achieve spontaneous erection due initially to the jostling of the vehicle and then secondarily to the jostling of their own wood against their legs and/or pants. This erection can often be relieved only by extrication from the back seat.
Cody: Holy cow have I got a case of Back Seat Syndrome.
Matt: Boner city?
Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.
Matt: Boner city?
Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.
by Lord Azaldon April 18, 2013
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by gumleaves October 8, 2013
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This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work
Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
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Get the wandering bowel syndrome mug.When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever
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