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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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Shite stones

When your shits are really painful
My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones
by CoolicedT September 14, 2017
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Stone Shaker

1. A person that shoots dice, either in back-alleys or in desperate situations such as an addiction to gambling.
2. Someone who gambles (literally or metaphorically) with something too important to lose (i.e; their life, their last money, their heart, etc.)
3. A gambling addict

"Stones" in this case referring to the dice, and the shaker being someone who shakes the dice in their hand to provide momentum before throwing the dice. A stone shaker is, literally, someone who shakes dice.
"(that) Stone shaker is looking fine/She is a heart-breaker every time/She never seems to realize/That someday she will be crying too" - Hot Street by Michael Jackson
by AR58 March 25, 2023
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Stone Watch

A Musical Group formed in August of 2009 from the small town of Iola, Kansas. It is composed of two main artists (BIG SWEAT & IMPROV) as the base of the "Stone Watch Family."

Stone Watch features a unique blend of varied styles ranging from the swag of the Dirty South, the intensity of the Mid-West, to the soul of the West Coast where the group now resides in Hollywood, California.
You: Have you heard the latest song from Stone Watch?

A friend: Yeah, and I saw their new video on Youtube.
by Big Sweat July 15, 2011
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georgina stones

A beautiful girl who loves her life to the fullest. She is always active and lives to dance. She always is a good friend to talk to and has trust in every one. Best girl to know.
by Ghost he May 16, 2016
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Power stone

The first stone Thanos collected, the power stone gives you amplified strength and can shoot a beam that stuns your enemies. This stone can't be held by a human unlike the soul stone.
The power stone used to be owned by nova
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Stone Setting

In the Jewish funeral tradition, the gravestone is generally erected between 6 and 12 months after the burial of the dead person.

Prayers are said and a small ceremony is held beside the grave. The inscription on the headstone is normally read out.
John: "You look upset mate..."

Jack: "Yeah, it was my uncle's stone setting this morning"
by SW1112 September 26, 2012
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