spiderjockey

minecraft a skeleton that rides a spider... have fun!!!!!

spiderjockey + mincraft player = OMFG!!!!!! FMLl... FML... FML... FML... FML...

by random guy who plays minecraft January 5, 2012

spider bump

A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.

Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.

by raginramborondo December 23, 2012

Spider Monkey Reach Around

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.

"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."

by Shortank April 6, 2013

Spider Shit

The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.

After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.

by Deadrablade September 20, 2014

spiderman

when a man ejaculates into his hand before throwing it into a womens face shouting spiderman

david spiderman all over laurens face

by checkmate king November 26, 2014

spider-rat

"Looks like a rat but's got a face just like a spider," will bite people, and leaves a stinger as long as a man's finger; they often haunt the dreams of cowboys. Gunsmoke Season 5 Episode 7

You ever seen a spider-rat?

by globs March 14, 2016

SpiderPool

The shipping between the two Marvel characters Spiderman and Deadpool.
(Also affectionately called SpideyPool)

"OMG, SpiderPool is SO my OTP!"
"Hey, did you get that SpiderPool art I sent you?"
"I'm not sure how I feel about SpideyPool . . . I like IronSpidey better"

by ShippingNut.net May 17, 2017