salamander sponge

a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.

I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.

by j7fk13 September 24, 2011

Dry sponge

When a man is playing a videogame with his friends leaves in the middle of a game or important part if the game such as a boss fight to go talk to a girlfriend.

"Dan is such a dry sponge because he left in the middle of a boss fight to go talk to his girlfriend on skype".

by Fearedstick13 July 1, 2017

saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob

Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.

DANM, can i have a slurpee slurp of those saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob.

by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022

Cum Sponge

A bitch that will dowse herself in a mans goo.

She licked it all up . That bitch is A cum sponge !

by ozgood69 June 15, 2009

spongebob

a homosexual male yellow square dude who makes out with a pink starfish. coincidentally this starfish is also male.

spongebob: hey patrick im ready! are you ready? cause im ready!
patrick: OH YEA BABY! im ready! lets go to your place and party all night long with gary! then we can go over and get squidward, and the real fun begins!

by caitlin, cedric, and mike October 16, 2008

Spongebob Squarepants

the most stupidest show in the world. It is NOT funny AT ALL and I blame it most for getting Invader Zim cancelled....whoever made Spongebob is a stupid redneck and should be shot and killed!

"Spongebob is the gayest show ever!!!" ~ Dirge

by Dirge February 13, 2005

SpongeBob

Sponge bath, then a blow job!

Are you ready for your SpongeBob?

by Polly J August 26, 2019