split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 10, 2018

peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina

After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off

by clickeye3 August 27, 2018

split the moisty

Urinating female

She has gone to split the moisty

by Onieweeeee January 23, 2019

Tit split

A karate move where the hand karate-chops the space in between a woman's breasts.

The cat fight victim used a swift tit split to quickly disarm her opponent.

by amanthasa January 30, 2019

Depart and split

it means to leave word created my i am yung geek

"I'm finna depart and split". said bobby

by Jameie box February 1, 2019

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.

by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018