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split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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Fresh split

Is Lola single?
Yeah, her and her boyfriend are a fresh split, so she might be a little vulnerable right now.
by gemgalgetsheated February 1, 2020
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split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)
"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"
by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018
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split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.
I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.
by golfytiger August 10, 2018
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split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.
It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!
by sxross1 July 3, 2012
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banana split pie

When a group of guys are A) gangbanging B) running a train on a girl. One guy cream pies the girl and another goes down and eats the girl out. Licking out the cum from the other guy.
Dude, remember that chick from the other night? Beau, banana split pied her after Tasi.
by pteredactyll March 21, 2015
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Split-lip

A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.
"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)

"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)
by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025
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