Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
Get the split parsonalitymug. Is Lola single?
Yeah, her and her boyfriend are a fresh split, so she might be a little vulnerable right now.
Yeah, her and her boyfriend are a fresh split, so she might be a little vulnerable right now.
by gemgalgetsheated February 1, 2020
Get the Fresh splitmug. by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018
Get the split the wizardmug. by golfytiger August 10, 2018
Get the split pea soupmug. When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.
by sxross1 July 3, 2012
Get the split sleepmug. When a group of guys are A) gangbanging B) running a train on a girl. One guy cream pies the girl and another goes down and eats the girl out. Licking out the cum from the other guy.
by pteredactyll March 21, 2015
Get the banana split piemug. A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.
"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)
"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)
"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)
by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025
Get the Split-lipmug.