punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016

Double flap snail

When someone slaps your arm twice (one with each hand) and then proceeds to snail (slide their hand under your arm) your arm, and then say double flap snail

Woah, that was one good double flap snail. ~S. Brown

by Middle breek brazy October 5, 2017

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone

Bill just got the angry Canadian snail

by Billy900 May 2, 2018

Gary The Snail

The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.

Can't wait for her to Gary The Snail my chest.

by ReaperJK April 29, 2021

worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

by im u fucking sadist17 September 3, 2021

racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 28, 2022