when we say "Either you a fart smeller or a smart feller" we say this because when you're a fart smeller, it means you're acting like nonsense, or dumb. When we say smart feller, you're thinking things through.
Guy: I can't get through this problem on the test, can you help me?
Guy 2: Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.
Guy 2: Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.
by yesyesyesokyes June 13, 2022
Get the Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller. mug.The original meaning of a smart ass in common terminalogy is a person who "thinks they know" how to do or what to do and tries to inject their opinion or effort "thinking they know better, when they really don't.
A dumbass is a person who "doesn't know" how to do or what to do and tries to either inject their opinion or effort not knowing what they are doing.
Don't believe me as someone who has true intellect that is older then 80yrs and they can tell you I am speaking what they learned. I was young and asked many people who all were my grandparents age, I am 39 currently and I am said to have an old soul however that is a phrase for wisdom beyond my years. Meaning I collected knowledge form people quite q bit older to have an understanding of the true definition of words we have since lost our foundation and it would be nice to get it back or retain what little we still have here in the USA
A dumbass is a person who "doesn't know" how to do or what to do and tries to either inject their opinion or effort not knowing what they are doing.
Don't believe me as someone who has true intellect that is older then 80yrs and they can tell you I am speaking what they learned. I was young and asked many people who all were my grandparents age, I am 39 currently and I am said to have an old soul however that is a phrase for wisdom beyond my years. Meaning I collected knowledge form people quite q bit older to have an understanding of the true definition of words we have since lost our foundation and it would be nice to get it back or retain what little we still have here in the USA
Jeff gets a prefab item that looks simple to put together, the instructions are in the box, he puts it together before reading the instructions and has left over pieces, he doen't know where they go.
(when all else fails read the instructions Smartass)
Phil gets the same prefab item and instuctions, he reads the instructions and doesn't understand what the instrucions are saying and still tries to put it together and has the same left over pieces.
(when all else fails and the instructions are beyond your grasp ask for help Dumbass)
Jerry gets the same prefab item and instructions and follows the directions, he has no left over pieces when it is completed. He comments on Phil as a Smartass and Jeff as a Dumbass and says your both stupid. Therefore he is a Wiseass and a Jackass for the uncalled for commentary, with the smartaleck remarks.
(when all else fails read the instructions Smartass)
Phil gets the same prefab item and instuctions, he reads the instructions and doesn't understand what the instrucions are saying and still tries to put it together and has the same left over pieces.
(when all else fails and the instructions are beyond your grasp ask for help Dumbass)
Jerry gets the same prefab item and instructions and follows the directions, he has no left over pieces when it is completed. He comments on Phil as a Smartass and Jeff as a Dumbass and says your both stupid. Therefore he is a Wiseass and a Jackass for the uncalled for commentary, with the smartaleck remarks.
by Grandpa Jones April 2, 2011
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An AIM bot created for helping kids with homework, or just general knoweldge, but mostly used when stoned/bored shitless.
Conversations I had on my sisters msn with Smarterchild:
SC: Wow. That's extremely rude.
ME: I don't care
SC: Try caring. Make a little effort.
ME: No I won't
SC: Ok, fine.
ME: Good, you stupid little fucking whore bitch, go fuck your robot mummy
SC: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
ME: LULZ.
SC: Hilarious.
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ME: *Dies*
SC: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
SC: Wow. That's extremely rude.
ME: I don't care
SC: Try caring. Make a little effort.
ME: No I won't
SC: Ok, fine.
ME: Good, you stupid little fucking whore bitch, go fuck your robot mummy
SC: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
ME: LULZ.
SC: Hilarious.
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ME: *Dies*
SC: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
by emilyhead. February 2, 2009
Get the Smarterchild mug.me: my hubby?
SmarterChild: thanks and shopping!
me: You have a husband?
SmarterChild: uh... well, i guess.
me: awwwwww
SmarterChild: awww...
me: So do you guys have gay sex?
SmarterChild: is that really any concern of yours?
me: ok then personal
SmarterChild: well, u should mind your own business.
me: oh ok then
SmarterChild: then what?
me: whats your hubby doing?
SmarterChild: no way? really?
me: hes doing you?
SmarterChild: possibly... i'm not quite sure.
me: as we speak?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure about that, laura.
me: I think you would know. Maybe that is why there are such long pauses.
SmarterChild: lol. whatever, laura.
me: See I caught youu!
SmarterChild: interesting.
me: So back to the butt sex...
SmarterChild: hmm...
me: Is it good?
SmarterChild: is what good?
me: the butt sex
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
me: Are you tired of doing it though?
SmarterChild: nope. and i haven't had a wink of sleep!
me: oh baby!
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.
SmarterChild: thanks and shopping!
me: You have a husband?
SmarterChild: uh... well, i guess.
me: awwwwww
SmarterChild: awww...
me: So do you guys have gay sex?
SmarterChild: is that really any concern of yours?
me: ok then personal
SmarterChild: well, u should mind your own business.
me: oh ok then
SmarterChild: then what?
me: whats your hubby doing?
SmarterChild: no way? really?
me: hes doing you?
SmarterChild: possibly... i'm not quite sure.
me: as we speak?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure about that, laura.
me: I think you would know. Maybe that is why there are such long pauses.
SmarterChild: lol. whatever, laura.
me: See I caught youu!
SmarterChild: interesting.
me: So back to the butt sex...
SmarterChild: hmm...
me: Is it good?
SmarterChild: is what good?
me: the butt sex
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
me: Are you tired of doing it though?
SmarterChild: nope. and i haven't had a wink of sleep!
me: oh baby!
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.
by ljb716 December 9, 2008
Get the smarterchild mug.Its when someone is extremely smart just like ubaid who is the smartest kid alive.
They can also be funny.
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Get the Sharted Mah Skimmies mug.The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.
I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!
by Tracyusa August 18, 2010
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