sick slap

If you have a cold and someone is being annoying cough or sneeze in your hand and precede to smack the annoyance across their face.

you: shut up!

them: no (continuing to be annoying)

you: Sick Slap! (sneeze in hand and slap across their face)

by zawayou May 2, 2011

clay sick

a definitive version of "classic" to the extend of saying it the way it sounds, highlighting the fact that it or they was/are an absolute fukkin classic.

brammers: "hyman, wot a fukkin clay sick!"
bridgey: "soup clay sick" (where "soup" is "sup")

by brammers May 13, 2005

sick puppets

a fun craft activity for men wherein the individual crafts a sock puppet, masturbates into it until completion, then dries to be displayed as a fun and whimsical statue either in the common room or local art galleries.

It's raining out. I think I may make a few sick puppets and kill two birds with one stone.

Wonderful looking sick puppet. Very sturdy! That has got to be at least a weeks build up!

Sick Puppet showing at 8:00pm. Liquor in the front, porker in the rear, $5 admission.

I think the artist was influenced by a lot of bare backing twincest in this siamese sick puppet piece.

by Celviano February 7, 2014

sick cunt

wombat, (sickest lyricist to ever spit on a beat)

yo that dudes a sick cunt!

by hdkg212 December 19, 2021

Sick beard

Facial hair that grows when you are sick with the flu or some other malady that prevents you from shaving

I couldn't shave because of this cold so I've grown a sick beard

by TheMan1573 June 1, 2014

Sick Mode

A lower functioning state that a person goes into when they are sick. The state of being ill and feeling awful. It's the opposite of being in the zone. Coughing, sneezing, headache, running nose, stuffiness, or just generally feeling like grim death can constitute being in Sick Mode. Family, friends, and co-workers are expected to be understanding and give the person in Sick Mode a break because at some point everybody has been in Sick Mode.

John: I'm can't come to work today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Boss: Alright, feel better.

Kate: Honey, can you take care of the kids today. I'm in Sick Mode.
Jack: Okay. Just stay in bed and rest up. I've got this.

by MadMan50 February 20, 2011

facebook sick

Someone who creates a really sick (cool) profile pic (photoshoped of course), post really sick comments, has thousands of friends that dont' know them but in person is a total loser.

I friended XXXXXX and couldn't wait to meet them in person. I stalked their profile constantly because it was facebook sick. Then, when we met, I realized I liked them better on their profile

by kentuckyWoman September 4, 2010