Verb
1- A shower during the middle of the night using a neighbors hose typically in secrecy. The true embodiment of the cause of this action is usually commonly drug addiction, homelessness, and poverty(Delinquent payments).
Origination-Philadelphia: Kensington and surrounding neighborhoods
1- A shower during the middle of the night using a neighbors hose typically in secrecy. The true embodiment of the cause of this action is usually commonly drug addiction, homelessness, and poverty(Delinquent payments).
Origination-Philadelphia: Kensington and surrounding neighborhoods
"I heard Johnny, Steve's neighbor caught him taking a Kensington Shower last night, and from what I heard he whipped his ass and took his shoes."
by RoDizzleYerNizzle October 23, 2014
A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.
by Vtrevary November 16, 2019
by DrManhattan44 August 03, 2018
Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.
by Phunkee October 13, 2008
When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.
This term mostly used in startups.
This term mostly used in startups.
I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.
My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
by Bossmandingo July 10, 2022
by Horsecxxcxk February 11, 2022
A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
by notmereally November 29, 2009