Bala Cynwyd Middle School

A place where brainwashed fuckboys and sluts are raised and taught to obey and contribute to a binary society of which punishes individualism and free thought. Also one of the teachers is a pedo

I fucking hate Bala Cynwyd Middle School

by urmum_isasexuality July 20, 2019

norview high school

School where varsity’s football team get hype before the game and loses after, boys expose females, females play games, and no school can compete with the pilots

Varsity Football team: we bout to work hard and get this Dub

Norview high school : nah

by Norview November 6, 2019

Oak Valley Middle School

Oak valley middle school is full of hoes and drama makers. The boys of the school are Obsessed with Tec Decs and all the girls think its cool to be depressed. All the teachers have a favorite student, and that is kind of annoying. The only people that are good in that school are, Well, NONE.

Oak Valley Middle School sucks ass

by Scooooop November 20, 2019

Reid Middle School

A straight up horrible school. Full of dumbass ignorant homophobic children. They are also addicted to nicotine and marijuana so be ready to be snitched on for not giving somebody a hit. People use u for answers. And dont bring gum that shit will be devoured

Reid middle school is a school in Pittsfield Massachusetts.

by unknown whore December 8, 2019

Branson High School

a hella small high school thats 95% white rich kids even though they brag about their diversity. everyone there owns at least ten pieces of branson merch and only wears lulus, champion, khakis, and hoodies. the food is the only reason everyone goes there but theres never enough seats in the commons. theres too many stairs. everyone is book smart but has no common sense. every school hates branson bc its branson but branson is better than marin academy no cap

joe: where do u go
joey: branson high school
joe: at least its not ma

by mickeymouseclubhouse2 January 13, 2020

Daniel Wright Junior High School

A school filled with wealthy, stuck-up brats, who happen to be within the top 1% of intelligence. If you're smart, you matter. If you're not, go die in a hole. Everyone has at least two mental illnesses. With the new grading system, the only acceptable grade is getting 90% or higher on every assignment. The teachers are kind on the outside, but are really only there for the six digit salary. All the students are really weird. There is a cult which controls a lot of the powerful kids. They win all the awards and get the administration to do what they want. Three of them are on the school board in 8th grade?!?!?

Alex 1: "What did you get on the test?"
Alex 2: "I got 87%."
Alex 1: "Oh no. The time has come. The apocalypse has begun."
Alex 2: "I'll go have a mental breakdown in the bathroom."
Alex 1: "Of course! That is just what happens at Daniel Wright Junior High School."

by Wigism June 10, 2020

Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021