Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!

Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!

by LordJenal November 16, 2023

secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better

“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”

by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021

Secret

I can't tell you its a secret

It was a secret that Dave was gay, but everyone knew it

by Cute lil bitch March 18, 2019

secret twnti of hellish

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the secret twnti of hellish is literally impossible wdym man.

by No13ob September 27, 2025

Secret Neons

On adopt me roblox a secret neon is a pet that doesn’t have the neon or fly or ride sign but when you equip it it turns into a neon. These are very rare and hard to get. People trade visible mega neon giraffes and adds for them, but there are no secret neon legendary pets, only starfish can be secret neons and only about 159 people have these secret neon pets.

Person 1: Hey dude! I just got two secret neons starfish!
Person 2: Woah! Really? I’ll offer a mega neon kangaroo and mega neon bat dragon!

by NewFissy November 7, 2020

secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40

damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois

by forble June 9, 2025

Arabian secrete cave entrance

When your partner lifts up your scrotum and proceeds to lick your butthole

Hey honey, can you give me an Arabian secrete cave entrance before bed?

by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024