While doing it snuggie style, the receiving end accidentally drops a "surprise", causing the upper half to scream and cry about shit leaking everywhere. Although the snuggie is warm, the warmth of feces is never warranted; therefore, it is always a "surprise".
Girl: This snuggie makes me feel so warm.. and this position is great! Except for the fact that I have to...
Boy: ...dude, you just shit on my dick!
Girl: Uh.. it must be a snuggie surprise!
Boy: ...dude, you just shit on my dick!
Girl: Uh.. it must be a snuggie surprise!
by Kervcat G February 28, 2009
The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.
by Bill45421 May 12, 2006
The act of waking someone up by ejaculating over their entire face while wearing a Shia LaBeouf mask
by waking someone up by ejaculati May 28, 2015
after a drunken night of sexual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. After having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a shit in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.
by theFearedBeard October 22, 2011
1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.
She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.
by Roy Sanchez August 08, 2006
by BH October 10, 2003
An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
by PopeMichael March 01, 2010