Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

psycho smurfs

bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together

Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?

by starr7 May 13, 2022

SMURF

Acronym for Sexist Misogyny Undermining Real Feminism. A fringe group of gender activists (mostly male) claiming that trans-women are biological women, and undermining the rights and historical struggle of real women.

A: You're a TERF!
B: You're a SMURF!

by buttercup451 May 16, 2022

zelly smurf

Jezell Smurf

look at shitface AKA zelly Smurf

by KING fatass May 24, 2022

shit and smurf

what the fuck

what the shit and smurf was that

by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022