African smile mask

A type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos.

Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.

Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!

by Lynch Z February 19, 2010

All Smiles and Boners

To be full of happiness.

When the bride and groom kissed, I was all smiles and boners. Glad to see to people so in love.

by t_white August 13, 2012

Constipated Smile

That awkward half-forced smile you flash people when you want to acknowledge them but don’t want to be bothered to follow with an actual interaction.

“Who is that guy giving you the constipated smile”?

“Oh, he’s our neighbour that just moved in”.

by Enzo Fenucci August 4, 2018

awkward white boy smile

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you. that. that is the awkward white boy smile. ( note: you do not have to be a white boy to do the smile, I, a female, use it daily )

Sam was walking down the street when he locked eyes with a stragner, and gave them the awkward white boy smile.

they gave it back

by Broscahski January 8, 2021

anti-smile

An anti-smile is a facial expression caused by excessive consumption of ecstacy or mdma. The anti-smile will usually manifest itself during the come-down period - the person appears to be smiling upside down.

1. Matey must be off his box, look at that anti-smile.

2. Oi bruv, wat wrong with your mate?
Nothin, hes just anti-smiling

3. How chiseled is ya boy? Look at his anti-smile

by Oggzy blau April 4, 2007

Joker's smile

The smeared red lips resulting when one person performs cunnilingus on a woman during her time of the month. Resembles "the Joker" from Batman.

I was so drunk I didn't realize I ate her bloody snatch until the next day when I noticed I had a joker's smile in the mirror.

by tim's taint December 21, 2004

Shmilf

Super hot mother i'd like to fuck

Ms. Fennell, Ms. Hodges, Ms. Lott, and Ms. Vemer are shmilf (s) (And I would like to fuck them at the same time at once anally again twice haha)

by Danth Eman April 4, 2007