Sloppy Carmichael

The act of drooling into ones sphincter then letting it leak back into your mouth and using it as mouth wash. Then proceeding to makeout with your partner.
I watched Nick and his girlfriend perform a sloppy carmichael, it was disgusting!
by Bthibs October 14, 2011
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Sloppy Agape

When two Christians get into a very fast, love bombing dumpster fire of a relationship... which inevitably leads to them getting engaged in a short period of time.

Based on the very biblically utilized Greek word agapē, usually representing the highest form of love.
"Wow, Alayna and Emmett are in a relationship :)"

"Yeahhhh.. but it's been pretty sloppy agape so far, I don't know how it's gonna go."
by nobrakesonthejaketrain September 20, 2022
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Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.
Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.
by Fboi April 26, 2020
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a Sloppy Jerome

when you bite the fore skin during anal
oh my fucking god Jessica gave me a sloppy Jerome last night and i came everywhere
by gay white bat October 26, 2018
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sloppy caden

when you put your dick in a sloppy joe and eat it after nutting inside of it.
bro i just pulled a sloppy caden during lunch
by sussy chucklenuts October 23, 2023
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sloppy goldfish

A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.
Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!
by Robberrdyyckk December 13, 2020
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sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.
Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.
by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016
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