Sarpsborg

The Worst city in Norway

Far inferior to the neighbouring city of Fredrikstad

Person 1: Im going to Norway!

Person 2: Cool, which city?
Person 1: Sarpsborg!
*person 2 spontaneously combusts*

by hey i did something productive September 27, 2022

Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.

"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."

by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022

Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

by trdoomcat March 17, 2023

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Sharpietoo

A semi-permanant tattoo created using a common 'permanent' Sharpie marker.

Did you really think this through... It's a permanent tattoo! Nah, it's ok, it's just a Sharpietoo. (It will wash off in about a week or two)

by Bro kinda job May 13, 2023

Scarpenfluous

Excessively or obnoxiously flamboyant and fun, but only applicable to villianous characters, people, or actions.

Wow, that evil wizard is being really Scarpenfluous right now. he is blowing people up with rainbow fireworks for his birthday. that's pretty neat but also pretty questionable.

Evil Wizard: hey guys do you like my cool new torture devices I have created in the shape of demons representing the deadly seven sins?
The Freinds: hey man we think thats a little over the top. a little too much. you're being kind of Scarpenfluous right now and you need to chill out.

by furby wizard June 8, 2023

sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023