sims 2

the sims 2 is an addicting game that is on many platforms, the most popular being PC. It has two expansion packs out, University where you r sims can go to University and become young adults, and have parties, and Nightlife, where your sims have cars and can go out on dates and go to Downtown where there are many restaurants, bowling alleys etc.

The sims 2 requires 3.5GB hard drive, the expansion packs require 1.5 GB hard drive each on top of this, and the game is slower with an expansion pack

parent: get off the sims 2, you've been on there for 10 hours straight!
person: I'll close it in a second, after my sim meets this other sim..and they chat...and then get to know each other...and then fall in love...and get married...and have children...and get good jobs....and then get a good house...

by Addicted to the Sims 2 January 1, 2006

it's simple: kill the batman

The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City

1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

by Inco33 October 26, 2008

simpleton

An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.

Look at that simpleton, he's putting sausages in the toaster

by narambae August 24, 2016

simpcel

A simpcel is an offshoot of the incel but projects his own desire for attention from women by attacking men he jealously believes are vying for or already getting the attention he wants.

Like incels, the simpcel uses the term simp unironically to accuse men of doing, saying and/or paying a woman whatever she wants in exchange for some form of attention though typically they attack any men they perceive as less misogynistic than them.

The simpcel tends to overuse the word simp and may or might not be fully indoctrinated into the inceldom.

"I'm done harassing her now. All I ever wanted is that she reads my tweets." - a simpcell

by DVS_Sicarius July 28, 2020

Simple Dimple

You’re some cringe 12 year old who is obsessed which “ fidgets “ and thinks they make you UwU quirky

Unless you have a medical condition and you need these or something…

Person one: OMG look at my new simple dimple!
Person two: Uhh cool..

by Follow me on PicsArt @ayakoxx August 16, 2021

The rules are simple

The rules are probably not simple.

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.

by pancake king June 30, 2020

Simpy

When you get all emotional and sensitive with your homies. Most often seen at raves.

Me: You're literally so fucking dope i appreciate our friendship so much.
Homie: Damn dude don't get all simpy on me.

by Rina24xo October 4, 2017