September 24th

If you where born on this day your a real one and usually better than anyone named alyssa
When’s your birthday?
September 24th
WOAH you gotta dig bick
by Ifuckedyomom69420 December 05, 2019
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29 september

29 of september is the day your shortest or tallest friend has to buy you a bag of candy of your choice
29 September short or tall friend has to buy you candy of you choice
by Cool_sabi_on_tiktok November 24, 2019
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September 9

Today is black day,you have to wear black only for this day if not bad luck is gonna happen to you,go on spread the word quickly.
Peppa-hey what is today
The hoe-today is September 9 today is black day so you have to wear black
Peppa-oh I forgot about that
by Peppa the hoe✌🏼 September 08, 2019
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September 5

people born on this day have the n word pass
bro you can’t say that!

yeah i can! i was born on September 5!
by Yes_Sir88 October 29, 2019
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September 19

Today is September 19th so you know what that means.....NATIONAL BLOWJOB DAY!!! All the boys are getting blowjobs on this day
by HH102030 April 02, 2021
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september 10th

Defined as unimportant, trivial etc. But this is all subjective and can be interpreted by different people in different ways. The events of Sep 11 01 were the culmination of a focus of hatred against other people by terrorist men. One of the things that should have been learned by the whole world from the events of that day should have been that goodwill towards men and women begins at grassroots level and practiced in your everyday life. So, caring about your woman (and man) having an orgasm is a little start at getting the positivity ball rolling in the world. Lots of little things add up to a big thing so to speak. This may sound like idealistic claptrap bollocks, but the sentiment is still sound.
Sorry you didn't have an orgasm darling, let's just have a nice cuddle. Insensitivity and selfishness is so September 10th.
by Missy M September 10, 2005
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September 5

September 5th is the day where you can yeet your short friends into the fucking sun
by hey what the fuck September 03, 2020
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