Sealtd

A word for a small whippersnanper

He is a little sealtd

by 459395 February 28, 2022

My salsa

Someone special to you, makes you laugh, pisses you off, but you are always happy to see them no matter what

That’s my salsa, he dumb asl

by Assassinspride January 11, 2020

baby seal in french

Bad Word funny haha

" hehe baby seal in french"

"Oh thats bebe phoque"

by dietrash May 24, 2021

Fat Seal

God

Fat Seal Is God

by Epix_beanz February 22, 2022

the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

by That white kid tho December 4, 2013

Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014

press and seal

When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.

Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.

by pressnseal October 4, 2015