Sand Cannon

Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.

Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?

by JosephMayo June 15, 2018

sand duppy

An old fashioned, derogatory Caribbean term to define someone who is short, fat, ugly and squat. Likening them to a hideous spectre that is close to the ground (sand)

“That guy is so short and fat, he looks like a sand duppy”

by Velvetee June 17, 2018

Sand pamper

The gathering of sand in the lining of your bathing suit, causing the appearance of a full diaper

I always have a sand pamper when I wear my high waisted bathing suit to the beach.

by Karie marie July 6, 2018

Sand marlin

The giant fish that you hook but never land

Caught a massive sand marlin...

It could of been a rock that snaps your line, but who can prove it.

by Sandmarlin August 17, 2018

Sand Dogs

A group of absolute units.

Typically swole and travel in groups of 5

wow look at those sand dogs.

by swole bodyyyy January 8, 2019

Sand in the potato salad

To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.

Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.

by Inu_Sensor00 October 27, 2019

Sand Kelp

When someone is in such over reactive distress that they cannot speak clearly and attempt to say Send Help.

Oh my god I'm overworked/ Please Sand Kelp!!!

by hottstepper November 21, 2019