Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

Rusty martini

While performing oral in the 69 position pour your drink (martini) down lower back and drink as it passes down the bum hole and through the vagina into your mouth

I need a drink but don't want to stop this 69 so I will pour myself a rusty martini

by Rustycasanova November 15, 2016

Rusty Shotgun

The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.

I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.

by Julius Skeezer April 11, 2016

the rusty blindfold

After an accidental shart, you remove your underwear and place them over someone's head creating The Rusty Blindfold.

After I trusted a fart I realized I sharted. I figured the only logical thing to do was to give the person that laughed at me, the rusty blindfold.

by dirtyravioli December 15, 2016

rusty paperclip

A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral

Jeremy the smegma served on this rusty paperclip is divine

by The cheese grator April 20, 2018

Rusty Tombrone

It's identical to the Rusty Trombone; getting rimmed with a reach around but the twist is your free hand is squeezing the trannies boobs.

I totally boned a tranny last night and gave her a rusty tombrone.

by Illae September 7, 2018

rusty toolbox

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.

Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.

by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017