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Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 28, 2021
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Spun Rod

Noun. A person who is spun out on meth.
All his teeth are gone. He looks like a total spun rod.
by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021
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trash rod

Slang for the russian mosin nagant bolt action service rifle, used n the gun community. The term came to be do to its piano-heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)
John: Matt bought another trash rod, claims their superior.
Mich: Poor guy, just wish he knew his rifles better.
by Norwegain_dude2007 July 29, 2021
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Dowell rod

Steven dowells penis
“Dude I think she wants the Dowell rod!”
by Dowell rod July 31, 2021
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trash rod

Slang for the mosin-nagant bolt-action service rifle, often used by members of the gun comunity. The name came to be du to the heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)
Matt: John bought another mosin.
Tom: seriously? i thought he had enough trash rods as it was!
Matt: yea, he claims their better than other rifles.
Tom: poor guy. someones gotta teach him what a propper rifle is.
by Norwegain_dude2007 August 1, 2021
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Rod Eiron

A guy who is cool and gets girls.
"Hey Rod Eiron is a cool guy!"

'Yeah he is!"
by Internet cookies February 16, 2022
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Gay rod

A white male that has a permed mullet and gets off on cars.
James is walking around like a gay rod and loving it.
by El Gordo Loco May 28, 2021
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