hot rod

my daddy, son, brother, boyfriend, and dog

I love Hot Rod so much he makes me feel joyus

by starstar1212 March 24, 2022

rod

A boner. That's it.

Jeff: What's wrong dude?

Dude: Bro I got a rod.

by ✨Suck_ur_nan_emilia✨ March 29, 2022

Glow Rod

A bioluminescent aquamarine phallic object used for lighting/seeing dark suroundings, commonly known as glow stick.

Bob: Hey watcha got there
Jeff: A glow rod, it's gonna dark soon

by CircleGlowSquid January 24, 2022

threw a rod

the dfintiotion of this word is very basic:sex.
throwing a rod is having sex

me and that girl were so hot in the back of my car, I threw a rod

by Bubba December 27, 2004

Rod and ball tourture

First find a female partner then let her chain you down to a slab of wood and shove a rods up their ass, throat, and penis. Then proceed to whoop his balls with a little whip.

Person 1: are you Daring.
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT

by fuck_niggers_69 February 9, 2021

preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.

"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."

by BrokenKing February 19, 2021

Hot rod

The act of inserting a heated curling iron into the rectum or bodily orifice of choice

I gave my husband a hot rod last night and he said he has never felt like that in his life

by Tbore February 20, 2021