hot rod

my daddy, son, brother, boyfriend, and dog

I love Hot Rod so much he makes me feel joyus

by starstar1212 March 24, 2022

rod

A boner. That's it.

Jeff: What's wrong dude?

Dude: Bro I got a rod.

by ✨Suck_ur_nan_emilia✨ March 29, 2022

Glow Rod

A bioluminescent aquamarine phallic object used for lighting/seeing dark suroundings, commonly known as glow stick.

Bob: Hey watcha got there
Jeff: A glow rod, it's gonna dark soon

by CircleGlowSquid January 24, 2022

Rod Rangers

Two chicks that have slept with the same guy are rod rangers

Nikki and Tina are rod rangers

by Bradley2007 October 6, 2021

Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.

When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off

by TSJM October 28, 2021

Spun Rod

Noun. A person who is spun out on meth.

All his teeth are gone. He looks like a total spun rod.

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Cherried rod

When a desperate male, wakes up with his dick raw, bleeding and rapidly on its way to infection cuz he stuck it in the first east county swamp donkey he got to come home with him.

Damn kristen! Take me to the hospital! I think your rotting pussy made my dick have Cherried rod!!!

by All Laced Up* September 26, 2021