rod

a very nice guy

"Whose one of the nicest people you know"
"hmm, I think its probably Rod!"

by 69urmother96 July 28, 2022

Rods

Something you bring to the queen, generally when you are a bee and your queen's name is Phil and uses he/him pronouns but uses the term "queen". You also would be autotuned and searching for pollen. These bees tend to sing about the space within the folds of the rose.

RoDsSs FoR tHe QuEeNnNnNnNnNnNnN. I sInGgGgGgG aBoUt ThE sPaCeEeEeEeEe WiThIn ThE fOlDzZzZ oF tHe RoSeEeEeEeE...."

by The gay lizard June 16, 2022

Rod

1. a firearm, usually a handgun - self-loading pistol or revolver;
2. rarely, the male sexual organ.

Vinny: You ever carried a Rod?
Tommy: Shot 'em at the fair a couple o' times.
V: That don't count.

by Comrade Vinny March 21, 2021

Burst a rod

To light a cigarette

Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.

by Dave Bennett October 16, 2008

slimey rod

Where a certain girl you love intakes a lot of laxatives and shits all over your cock then cuts a hole in a water melon and forcefully Rams your penis inside it

You mate I got a Slimey rod last night

by Gingerbearhairsasha August 2, 2017

trash rod

Slang for the russian mosin nagant bolt action service rifle, used n the gun community. The term came to be do to its piano-heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)

John: Matt bought another trash rod, claims their superior.
Mich: Poor guy, just wish he knew his rifles better.

by Norwegain_dude2007 July 29, 2021

rainbow rod

A hardened object that faggots use to measure the depth of one another's butt hole.

Quick, grab the rainbow rod let's see if this will fit up Billy's ass.

by Gaycente67 March 21, 2017