Defunked Now Realism, (AKA The Denver Get Rich Crew)

The act of hanging with your crew from a period otherwise known as SaturUnday. To get crunked and babble in a language only found in the SaturUnday period in time! An actual vortex of sloshy funness usually only coherent to the crew itself. Outsiders are most likely NOT to understand easily, unless of course they have been previously submerged in the SaturUnday funday previously before.

Gurl that was some serious Defunked Now Realism, (AKA The Denver Get Rich Crew) we spit some serious verbal salad. We should have put that shit on vid, it woulda been viral by now already shoot. The only thang missing from making the Denver Get Rich Crew complete was Tranny Tyler! Where she is be?

by Chocolate Brent April 29, 2011

I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.

Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.

by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019

Reading

When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.

1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.

by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009

race realism

A term that white supremacists use to justify their xenophobia by claiming that they're being "realistic" about race and ethnicity, when in reality it's complete and utter bullshit.

When Jimmy started talking about race realism during the date, Jane knew she had made a big mistake by accepting a date from alt-right trash.

by The Specialest Snowflake December 5, 2016

Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.

Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!

by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011

reality

Reality is like anyother word out there, found in any language, and just like anyword out there, it has a definition that we try to aply to in this "reality" we live in. Its like naming a tree becuz, its there right? and a tree explains anyting that applies to that definition. Can you really grow a tree then call it something else? A rose, you know... a rose a freaking tree is all that it really is. you know what i mean by rose, im not ripping shakespear here or anything. i like to define now, my "definition" of reality, more like an opinion really right? Reality is applied to me, it is as you know, cuz its my definition, you getting the picCHA yet huh buddy, yep neways, is just an experience brought to you by a collection of shhhhhhtuff, like a cauldron of ingredients mixed together, that creates another evolutionary state of your so called "spearRit" when this is all over, it will be quick, becuz for you it applies to everything that at that imaginary moment is gone, and if im correct, your memory is "real" so that means that everything that is "real" to you anyways, has gone away and your now "experiencing" something new. but its ok becuz your "speaRIit" can handle it for the reason that its something too increadle and far most "infinite" and i say "infinte" beczu infinite is real, part of reality, so by that time your experienceing a different "infinite" something as far as your concerned, was your destiny this whole time. at that time for that reason, but for us in reality, we just keep waiting, like in a line waitn for the fun exiting roller coaster to hell ya know. this does you kknow .....yeeah it might be pretty long, but what do you expect for an answer such as reality, esp. a well elobarated, exquiste, entricate, devious, elaborate, opinuon from someone who has been thinking about it this whole freaking time, hmmm lets see, thats 19 years of thinking about it i think lol. yep so next time your gonna blame reality for something, remember, its just a word, and its really your fault.

(I think) right, you know, everyone thinks, and thinking is real so therefore (i am) real of course ... becuz your real.

Where do i find your reality so i can eat it.

whats reality made of? is time real? whats time made out of?

the matrix has everyone inside multiple matrixes omg aleins do exist and the universe is just a tiny spec of crap on some gigantic alein's ass.

reality has taken over my brain....

reality made me do it...

take my hand, and we will fly away from reality and create our own univerese where every day is april 20th.

by sergio vargas May 14, 2006

o izzy to fo realizzle

Snoop Terminolgy for she had an ulitmate orgasim

When i got done she had like 4 o izzy to fo realizzles.

by king of swing December 19, 2007