Rofl-lol

Rofl-lol; a twee and underhand way of describing the date-rape drug 'rohypnol'. Coined in the mid 00's to hybridise Internet culture and sick, twisted humour.

"How many would you like?"
"How many what?"
"How many rofl-lol's do you take?"

by andrewjohnson September 3, 2009

roflastc

rolling on the floor laughing and smelling the carpet

'oh me and lucas were just roflastc, it smells of raspberries'

by shortshortstuff April 22, 2012

roflmaoshmplfobbq

Meaningless letters sometimes passed off as a real abbreviation by people attempting to display a grasp of hip urban abbrieviations.

I'm feeling so roflmaoshmplfobbq today!

My cat makes me so roflmaoshmplfobbq.

A walk in the park is like, y'know, roflmaoshmplfobbq.

by Donny Dunnomuch June 21, 2007

ROFL guarded

When playing Warcraft 3's online game Are U A Retard and getting kill by a ROFL guard(A.k.A felguard)

LOL!! that noob just got ROFL guarded !!

by Utonduragu June 16, 2008

rofl copter

the paramedics for when ur laughing too hard

gabeg: she shit on ur face!!
gabew: AHAHAHAH!!!!
gabeg: OMG HeS CHOKING!!! somebody, get the rofl copter!!

by gabewskie October 7, 2009

roflcar

A really funny car, that runs on ROFL'z

Car: What did Diddy do?
Human: idk
Car: doo-doo
Human: ROFLCAR!

by Rapist May 23, 2007

roflmbfaro

an extremely ott abrev. meaning :rolling on floor lafin my big fat ass right off. i dont even know someone who would take the time to tyr to write the abreviation.

roflmbfaro that was funny!(what more of an example do you want!)

by i make ott abreviations! October 20, 2005