Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.

Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020

Peanut Butter Clit

When a female put peanut butter on her clit to make a dog eat her out.

Hey Beth, did spot like the Peanut Butter clit last night?

by Cameron graham December 26, 2020

peanised

To get trolled with a dick pic

I can not believe that john peanised me

by Nsbsnnsins February 15, 2021

Peanut butter cream pie

While having anal, the girl shits diarrhea and you come at the same time, creating peanut butter cream pie.

I was fucking Angela in her ass and all of the sudden we made peanut butter cream pie, it was beautiful.

by Wildo Rater April 7, 2021

Peanut butter spoon

When a man rubbs a spoon full of peanut butter on a women's asshole then licks it Off

The man gave a peanut butter spoon to his wife

by Pizzaman42069 May 27, 2021

Peanut butter packer

It is a male Homosexual slur

Jimmy and deshaun seem like they're both peanut butter packers.

by Conservativepurism August 20, 2021

Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.

Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021