Panic!

Something that you do at the disco.

*at the disco*
Person 1: Oh god someone just walked in on me on the toilet!
Person 2: Haven’t you ever heard of closing the goddamn door?

If you find yourself in a panic! At the disco, remember It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

by Apersonwhoiscurrentlyverybored November 2, 2018

Police

A public force to prevent robbery's, etc...
Most people like them ( Except if you are a criminal.).

Criminal 1 . " Be careful for the lasers... they can call the police!"
Criminal 2 * steps on laser*
One second later...
SWAT team " You are under arrest for robbery!"

by booommm May 8, 2020

swear police

An individual, usually an adult, who scorns upon the youth who curse in public.

boy 1: "Fuck this shit, hoe!"
teacher: "Hey! Think you're cool and all using language like that?"
boy 2: "You have the swear police after you, nigga!"

by Brexle February 6, 2010

Perspective Police

That person/persons who remind you to look at your situation in a different light by comparing it with the situation of themselves or others.They usually spring into action when you are feeling sorry for yourself or you think things are going badly for you.

Guy 1- "Holy crap it's hot out here! It must be at least 90!"

Guy 2 - "Time to call the Perspective Police. It could be worse man, at least you're not stuck in the deserts of Iraq like Joe."

by Wandering in the Desert July 13, 2011

bi panic

victoria de angelis and ethan torchio

person 1: “hey bff did you see the new pic of vic and ethan from måneskin??”

person 2: “YES BESTIE THEY’RE MY BI PANIC DUO!!!!”

by måneskinhoe November 20, 2021

Estate of Panic

A really cool television show on SciFi that is like Fear Factor, only it's in a mansion. The goal is to get as much money as possible, and still conquer the challenges.

Did you watch Estate of Panic on SciFi last night?

by Peytonn. December 21, 2008

Police

The men and women trained to Serve and Protect.

The police saved my life!

by Apul January 29, 2003