Elvish Piper

When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.

Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.

by Insulin Lad June 6, 2010

Love Pipes

Referring to the screaming or moaning a man or woman makes during sexual intercourse.

Dude I could hear your girls love pipes through the wall last night!

by Sir Bangsalot January 16, 2013

Love Pipe

A phrase to describe a cigarette shared between two people who are in a relationship, mostly showcasing they're madly in love or have recently gotten together. The cigarette is a symbol for their closeness.

"Look at Zabi and Stephen! Are they smoking a love pipe?"
"Yeah! They apparently got back together last night."

by Lolia98 December 13, 2018

drain my pipe

To urinate.

I'm gonna go into the bathroom to drain my pipe.

by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004

Moldy Bag Pipe

When you don't wash your balls for a week and commence to tea bag a cum chuggin skank.

After a weeklong bender I met a sloppy skank and gave her a moldy bag pipe!

by irish ass monkey June 24, 2010

alt left pipeline

A mystical youtube rabbit hole that leads young men into a downward spiral of radical beliefs.

My cousin Johnny went down the alt left pipeline and now he is a meninist

by BUNDOfrundo December 25, 2021

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.

Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

by jaybee173 December 7, 2011