Penguin

- A penguin.
- a person of high caliber.
- being of high caliber.

- That black and white thing with a beak is a penguin.
- He was a penguin to do that for you.
- Man, that was so penguin.

by wisebutweary June 21, 2003

Penguin

That short fat guy who gets all the chicks.

Man, I can't compete. There's gonna be PENGUINS there!

by Boob Titson June 30, 2003

Angry Penguin

An Angry Penguin is when you whip out your dick and splooge in both eye's of a girl and kick her in the knee's, she will come wobbling after you like a penguin angry for splooging in her eye's.

See also Angry Pirate

You gave your girl friend an Angry Penguin.

by Binary Nation September 12, 2004

penguin

penguin babies are cute-ass fluffy things that eat adult penguin puke. Love them!

Note: this definition is on crack

Him: a look, did you know penguins eats their mama's puke when they're a baby?

Her: No, I didn't. What a suprise. Let's try that one day.

by Kerry (the Kiwi) December 11, 2006

penguin

A person who thinks in black and white terms and won't associate with people outside of his group.

Billy is such a penguin because he avoids people who don't share his values.

by MS31 October 13, 2007

Jesus Penguin

1) An act of a penguin being Jesus like, or having mystical power.

2) Ninjas arch nemesis is Jesus Penguin. Jesus Penguin have yet been defeated by Ninjas.

Look at that Jesus Penguin tap dancing on water!

by gallia December 13, 2008

Penguinism

The description of something or someone being penguin-like.

1. Dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?

Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.

3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.

by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009