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Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.
Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.
by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021
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Carry My Pet

A balance of everything. Knows how to win everyone's trust. An animal lover. A solution provider. Caring in nature. Knows how to reunite everyone with their loved ones.
"Not everyone is purr-fect like Carry My Pet is every quality. Only Carry My pet can win your heart as well as the heart of your loved ones"
by Carry My Pet November 24, 2021
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Teachers Pet

An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.
Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.
by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023
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Pit Pet

The slang term or name for someone who submits to their partner by way of worshiping their armpits.

A pit pet refers to the submissive role, and as such the dominant partner may lead the interaction by way of play-force or request.

A pit pet will often find arousal either in the mere act of submission, or an armpit fetish may come into play.
Mary is my little pit pet. Every time I raise my arms, she blushes. Like a good pit pet, I’ll pull her nose into it and she just moans and trembles.
by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023
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Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar
Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.
Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Teacher's Pet

The teacher's pet is like satan. they will remind the teachers about homework and you will want to murder him
Teacher's Pet: TEACHER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK!!!
Tod: SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO
by Jesus Christ?! March 9, 2023
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