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Feed the pets

A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.
It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!
by alrightok. July 24, 2009
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Petting the Engine

When a foamer falls in love with a steam engine and pets it erotically while the engineer watches in fear.
Please Johnny, stop petting the engine.
by firehawkwu6 December 5, 2025
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Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
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TW Pets

My wallet got ass-raped at TW Pets.
by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008
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pet peeze

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time
by Logically_25 March 13, 2016
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Petted

She petted the dog
by 3xtremelamborghini March 25, 2021
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Teacher's pet

1 : that girl like legit teacher's pet sia
2 : ikr
3 : typical amaliah
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