twitter user about the typo police: Oops, there's a typo in my last tweet. I noticed it. DON'T ATTACK ME, SPELL CHECK POLICE.
by annowed July 4, 2014
Get the typo policemug. A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
Get the The Joke Policemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025
Get the New York Police Departments And Cigarettesmug. Did you know the real actual definition of police is ; Private, Occult, Leading, In, Control, Enforsement.
by Ronald kneef May 6, 2018
Get the Policemug. The act of firing a shotgun breaching round at someone. The term comes from the 2013-2014 Euromaidan protest, were members of the Ukrainian riot police fired breaching rounds at pro-EU protesters
"Did you see how fucking smug Becky was today?" "Yeah. I totally want to Ukrainian Riot Police her face"
by Warcrab June 9, 2017
Get the Ukrainian Riot Policemug. The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.
by South Dakota Gilmour January 14, 2022
Get the andy summers the policemug. “Police”, “The Police” “12” “5-0” “fuzz” “pigs”
Police: An establishment in which was founded for individuals to drive the wedge between good and bad, ultimately creating the “Thin Blue Line”. The Police are there to enforce law and arrest those breaking the law.
The police are quite commonly insulted, mainly by criminals or those of an easily influenced personality. For example: alt girls, or those supporting “The Left” side of politics.
Police: An establishment in which was founded for individuals to drive the wedge between good and bad, ultimately creating the “Thin Blue Line”. The Police are there to enforce law and arrest those breaking the law.
The police are quite commonly insulted, mainly by criminals or those of an easily influenced personality. For example: alt girls, or those supporting “The Left” side of politics.
by Police Scotland March 8, 2021
Get the Policemug.