cum pets

Children.

These kids are cum pets!

by Ice Hooker July 31, 2022

porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 02, 2024

Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 08, 2021

desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.

"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."

by anonpalisade April 18, 2024

Het pet

Likes opposite sex..or the pet has been petted too much.

That girl has had her het pet.

by Rmotorgirl21 April 10, 2019

TW Pets

A great place to get ripped off.

My wallet got ass-raped at TW Pets.

by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008