by MessyKairos March 7, 2019
Get the Grandpa Parentmug. TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
Get the Parental Notificationmug. A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.
Wow, that is one great booty!
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?
Globefohufoijsm.
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?
Globefohufoijsm.
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?
by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020
Get the Beg Your Parents On A Bended Kneemug. Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!
by Malent October 23, 2014
Get the Ninja Parentingmug. Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.
person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?
person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022
Get the Cumnor House Parentsmug. a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good
by sitemanlol May 18, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Parentmug. An African term Ref. Southern Africa that is used to refare to the first-born child, Mainly towards first-born daughters. The term is used because First-borns usually take the role as an auxiliary parent or caretaker for their younger siblings, often bearing the same emotional and Physical responsibility as the actual parents.
Eg. I never catch a break at home. My parents are never around so as the Deputy Parent, I have to do everything.
Eg. She's the deputy parent.
Eg. She's the deputy parent.
by Luun March 23, 2024
Get the Deputy Parentmug.