Honest as an onion

A timeless phrase used to show authenticity and candor in a friend. Like an onion, they reveal many layers of truths, each with the same quality and meaning as the others. Some might even make you cry.

"You know Adam, he's honest as an onion."

by Onionboy18 November 12, 2017

james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy

james flick onion gooned everywhere

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

onions

Onions is what the word "soy" is automatically changed into when writing it out on the website 4Chan.

BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK

by Orika June 26, 2022

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"

duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"

by Cola.depp May 14, 2021

onion dip

(Noun)
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.

"Hey dude, While you're out, can you stop by Ralphs and pick up some tostitos. There's going to be a huge onion dip at Derek's party tonight."

by sherlock domes May 18, 2014