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officer cartman

In a word: Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.
by Mattus Ruttus September 4, 2008
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office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.
Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.
by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017
mugGet the office twatmug.

Officer Tim

The most famous man in KHS. He doesn’t even learn anything here, and everyone loves him. Has a theme song, his face on trading cards, and someone dressed up as him for Halloween. Coolest man ever.
by notabandkid May 11, 2022
mugGet the Officer Timmug.
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office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn
by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017
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going into the office

Meetings and chit-chat till 12:00, pub until 15:00 then "wobbly pool" until 16:30 then home.
I'll be in bed by eight tonight I'm "going into the office" today.
by mokeyknifefight March 10, 2022
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first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control
I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain
by J_gogo September 19, 2020
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