obama's toes

Obama's toes are actually not any normal toes, they are a organism and have a brain. They are so intelligent they are capable of creating Obamium, A EXTREMLY RARE material, considered as the most powerful and resistant material. Only Obama's toes are capable of making that. Also if you try to export Obamium or Obama's toes out of the US' of A', They will disappear and respawn in the ol' US' of A'. And this signification is also wrote by Obama's toes, While Obama is sleeping

Finally, after 69 years, OBAMA'S TOES ARE MINE!

by Obama's toes December 10, 2021

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obama fish

the Obama fish, a legendary fish in which strikes everyone with a gleaming ray of beauty and charm. This legendary being keeps the universe on its hands. Many (sane) people worship the legendary Obama fish and you should too.

I'll get down to praying for obama fish in 20. Wanna get a snowcone?

Sure, bro. I'll be praying for obama fish in 20 too. I have no time.

by md frena 5 and vogel March 15, 2022

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sticky obama

When a turd gets stuck to the side of the bowl and doesn't want to flush despite intense scrubbing and flushing.

I was at my girl friend's and totally panicked when I left a sticky obama. No matter what I did it wouldn't go down the drain.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

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Obama Biden

When you squint your eyes while reading the name Osama Bin Laden.

Guy1: hey pal who did 9/11
Guy2: *looks it up on their phone while squinting due to high brightness* uhh Obama Biden
Guy1: don't you mean Osama Bin Laden
Guy2: sorry i was squinting while looking it up due to my phone's high brightness

by Boggy#8745 March 8, 2023

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