tree fudger

A person who finds unusual pleasure shitting on trees

"Man did you see that cunt tree fudge the shit outta that pine tree?"
"Yup, we have those dirty tree fudgers down here Bill"

by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013

tree testicles

Huge hard brown testicles

Kaden has tree testicles.

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013

tree sniffer

Tree sniffer is commonly used as an insult . Tree sniffer roughly defines as hoe .

Yo Dwayne that girl is such a tree sniffer

by Mountain dew 420 get rekd July 30, 2017

Tree of Life

An additional move in the game played in the movie "Waiting". To perform "The Tree of Life" one must stretch their nutsack out as much as possible with a downward pull, having done that one must simply shine a flashlight (from behind) through said nutsack exposing the veiny tree of life within. The amount of kicks the observer receives is determined by the issuer.

The Tree of Life, from whence man originated in natural physical form.

by Tha Dylio November 26, 2013

Plam Tree

The Wayfair version of a palm Tree

Person 1: Oh my where did you get the Palm tree?

Person 2: ACTUALLY it's a Plam Tree I got this Beauty at Wayfair!

by BillTytheScienceGuy November 29, 2019

melon tree

A tall thin large breasted women who resembles a melon tree

Marissa Miller is a perfect example of a melon tree

by ek kitchen crew December 10, 2010

tree rapist

person who is sexually aroused by trees. Most common person: eric franco

by Anonymous June 11, 2003