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Officer Safety

Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.
Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”

Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024
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Chief Everything Officer

A person in start up business who is responsible for everything from top down to down up
He is a CEO of a start up and he does everything... so is he a Chief executive officer ... no dude , he is Chief Everything Officer !
by QuirkyCEO October 17, 2017
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Officer Greg

A character in the movie Last of the Grads played by Charles Christopher White Jr. Known for his spectacular performance in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 as the unnamed uncredited district 8 hospital helper.
Guy 1: Have you seen Last of the Grads?

Guy 2: Yes i have. Charles Christopher White Jr. deserves an oscar for his role as Officer Greg!
by Officer_Greg January 4, 2024
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green bay police officer

A frightened and weak willed pedophile coward who allows himself to be blackmailed by the Bonanno crime family into performing mob activities including kidnapping women and children. These cowards usually enjoy sex with small boys and frequently have sex with each other in the ass.
Look at that pedophile. That's definitely a green bay police officer.
by TerryDavis123 May 14, 2021
mugGet the green bay police officermug.
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Office Cute

Someone who might be cute in every day life, but has become exceptionally more attractive because of the lack of other options at your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Mark: Those pinstripe pants sure are working for Sandy
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.
by Qreatin September 15, 2023
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office code

A specific hand gesture used to signify your wish to rapidly 'pump' or 'enter' your work colleagues vaginal/anal region.
John: hey, wanna see the new office code i made?
Irene: what does it mean?
John: it means your gonna bleed.
by wondermyke December 10, 2013
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