student: hey teacher can you please tell me the definition of definition?
teacher: (ive known nearly all of the words in the dictionary by heart and I didn't had to put effort in doing so, and I've never got confused about a definition for a word until now. shit this kid blowed my mind)
student: I'm waiting
teacher: (nervous) uhhhhhh.....
student: (getting bored and less paitent)
teacher: (shaking) uh, its where you explain a word's meaning???
student: hey, your smarter than you look, hardly anyone here knows the definition for definition
teacher: (exhausted) (phew that went better than I fought it would)
(bell rings)
teacher: ok go out for lunch now, bye
student: yeah I see why you have a degree
teacher: (facepalm) theres more effort needed than just knowing the definition of definition!!!
teacher: (ive known nearly all of the words in the dictionary by heart and I didn't had to put effort in doing so, and I've never got confused about a definition for a word until now. shit this kid blowed my mind)
student: I'm waiting
teacher: (nervous) uhhhhhh.....
student: (getting bored and less paitent)
teacher: (shaking) uh, its where you explain a word's meaning???
student: hey, your smarter than you look, hardly anyone here knows the definition for definition
teacher: (exhausted) (phew that went better than I fought it would)
(bell rings)
teacher: ok go out for lunch now, bye
student: yeah I see why you have a degree
teacher: (facepalm) theres more effort needed than just knowing the definition of definition!!!
by Lgodofyoutube February 27, 2019

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Something that is everywhere on the internet, and needs to be deleted.
Usually made by the person who has the name, one of their friends, or (if the definition demonizes them) one of their enemies.
P.S.: Someone sneaked a name definition in here by calling their definition "Name Definition: Susan" instead of "Susan" so that it pops up when looking up "name definition" on this site. The definition itself is just another generic name definition that praises anyone with the name. Still don't know why the person who put this name definition decided to make it pop up when looking up "name definition" on this site. Do they want to troll everyone looking that up with one?
Usually made by the person who has the name, one of their friends, or (if the definition demonizes them) one of their enemies.
P.S.: Someone sneaked a name definition in here by calling their definition "Name Definition: Susan" instead of "Susan" so that it pops up when looking up "name definition" on this site. The definition itself is just another generic name definition that praises anyone with the name. Still don't know why the person who put this name definition decided to make it pop up when looking up "name definition" on this site. Do they want to troll everyone looking that up with one?
God damn I hate these name definitions. Someone even made a name definition for the name Susan and named it "Name Definition: Susan" so that it pops up when you look up "name definition" here, and it's just an ordinary annoying name definition that praises whoever has that name other than how it's named. That is just pure evil.
by Silicosis9324 May 7, 2023

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by The Blonde Boi February 28, 2018

Something that urban dictionary won’t allow to be published even if it meets the community guidelines, and even if it’s unique. I didn’t even get an email!!
Person 1: dude my definition isn’t here what happened? I wrote it a month ago.
Person 2: you probably got denied and it probably didn’t get published.
Person 1: what? Why? I met the community guidelines, followed the rules, and made it unique! They didn’t even bother to send me an email.
Person 2: you probably got denied and it probably didn’t get published.
Person 1: what? Why? I met the community guidelines, followed the rules, and made it unique! They didn’t even bother to send me an email.
by FoxMadeOfApplesIsMadAtYou May 14, 2024

by penid 2 June 16, 2023
