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techno-nerd

One who is called a nerd for his prowess with technology rather than for being a dork.
We need a techno-nerd to program this.
by Downstrike May 27, 2004
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orchestra nerd

A member of a high school orchestra. They dispise Band Geeks because they always seem to steal the spotlight in Orchestra. Who allowed wind players in a string ensemble, anyway?
I have worn my Orchestra uniform to a formal dance. Does that make me an Orchestra Nerd?
by me v.2.4 December 22, 2008
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Nerd Emergency

A Nerd Emergency is the sudden realization that the remaining battery of an electronic device, commonly a laptop, is critically low. When a Nerd Emergency occurs, the 'victim' nerd shouts "Nerd Emergency" causing surrounding nerds to flock to the aid of the 'victim'. A collective effort ensues to connect the electronic device to a power source before it loses power completly.
Nerd 1 (victim): NERD EMERGENCY!!! NERD EMERGENCY!!!
Nerd 2: Begins to untangle power cord
Nerd 3: Locates nearest wall outlet
Nerd 4: Connects power cord to electronic device
Nerd 1: anxiously watches and bites his nails
Nerd 2: Plugs power cord into the outlet located by nerd 3
Nerd 1: Goes back to fixing his ever-broken (but still better than windows) linux distribution
by bearsdontstack December 9, 2008
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nerd alert

Phrase used to declare a super nerdy incident.

Phrase used after a very indepth, overly detailed explanation, definition, anticdote, or nerdy personal admission is made. Can be used to describe yourself or others. Can be a diss or a tension breaker for realizing how nerdy you just came off.
Sue: "I used to read black beauty over and over again when I was a kid, we should put that on the list of the greatest books of all time."

Jane later after recounting the incident to Amy.

Jane: Nerd Alert! Could she love the book black beauty any more?!?
Amy: Seriously.

My biochemistry teacher was a super nerd. After she went off on a tangent for about fifteen minutes about some small detail she thought was so cool and she used to study, she realized she was at her nerdiest, and could only recover with exclaiming "Nerd alert!" in her defense and move on.
by Mtothechelle March 13, 2008
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church nerd

A person who knows many things about the church they attend, different churches, the liturgical year, or any of mix of the previous things.
That girl is always reading her Bible or preparing or studying some type of religious lesson! She's such a church nerd!
by kagomeshuko December 24, 2005
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Book nerd

Sometimes can be a really cool person if they get out and socialise more and most of the time is really hot just never to be thought of because called a nerd
Guy 1 isn't your girlfriend a book nerd
Guy2 yeah so she's really smart really funny and really hot
Guy 1 no she's not she is a nerd
Guy 2 who's your girlfriend again
Guy1 ...
by George101 February 5, 2014
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nerd box

The study room in a dormitory or living complex. Nerds go to the nerd box to study; non-nerds go to the nerd box to pretend that they are nerds.
by Anonymous November 13, 2001
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