Nerd Fight 

A pathetic attempt by two or more people to fight over the internet, usually while playing a video game. Since they cannot harm each-other physically, they attempt to harm each-other emotionally with name-calling, excessive swearing, and trying to act tough. Sometimes it is amusing and other times simply pathetic. Sometimes these 'fights' can last for over 30 minutes and serve no purpose other that to annoy everyone in the game/chatroom.

Nerd 1: omg fuking haxker noob.
Nerd 2: lolz u wish nub Ill pwn ur ass enyday
Nerd 1: yeah right btch least my mom aint a hairy ass slut.
Nerd 2: too bad you cant do anything to her with ur neddle d1ck lolz!
Nerd 1: whatever n00b Id fkin rape u at (insert overplayed fps shooter) anyday idiot u suck azz.
Nerd 3: hey everyone, its a NERD FIGHT!!!
(etc...)

Nerd Fight by BlacRyu June 30, 2008

nerd rage 

Indignant, hysterical, and incoherent screaming brought on by video game induced frustration.

Being griefed in UO for the 20th time that day, Ebert fell into an apoplectic nerd rage.

nerd rage by Saks August 16, 2007

Nerd escort 

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)

She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.

Nerd escort by not_you January 23, 2009

nerd level 

Ranked on a scale of nerdiness from 1 to 5. 1 being generally accepted, and 5 being social reject/basement dweller. Anime ranking 4, and Star Trek a 3.5. An exception being Babylon 5, which is a whopping 4.5 on the scale.

"Great. Babylon 5 is on!" "ah, crap. Im a nerd!"

nerd level by Stevey July 18, 2003

Nerd bait 

A female character possessing all the traits likely to lure nerdy males into consuming a particular media product and included in that media product precisely for that purpose.

Such characters are usually cute and mousy, possess mathematical or scientific intelligence, often redheaded, generally nonthreatening, etc.

Examples include “Willow” from “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer” and “Chloe” from “Stargate: Universe”

Nerd 1: What do you mean Chloe isn't hot? She's my dream girl.

Nerd 2: Well, exactly. She is just too obviously Hollywood nerd bait for me to get into.

Nerd bait by dontuseyourrealname3 October 18, 2009

nerd rap 

Hip hop based vocal music that attempts to express scientific, technological, or futuristic concepts using any style of lyricism as a vessel for it's message.

Nerd rap, as with all forms of self expression, is difficult to classify and is executed with varying degrees of excellence. Many artists have dabbled in nerd rap at one time or another without specifically meaning to and, vice-versa, many self proclaimed "nerd rappers" do not fit this definition.

A PS to the guy who thinks rap isn't music:

Music= Sound arranged over time.

Stop giving good nerds a bad name.

"Scienticians make good nerd rap!"

nerd rap by SCIENTICIANS February 13, 2006

nerd flirt

Where two nerds are flirting through talking about nerd stuff.
The most common method of nerd flirting is through having a debate about something nerdy.

Ha! Ha! Annie totally engaging in nerd flirt with that guy over there.

nerd flirt by Anna Lisa August 17, 2007